Mind Numbing Quotes

Quotes of the day: "The singers all loathe the sight of one another, the chorus despises the singers, they both hate the orchestra, and everyone fears the conductor; the staff on one prompt side won't talk to the staff on the opposite prompt side, the dancers are all crazed from hunger in any case..." ~~ (Terry Pratchett, Maskerade) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Bean Counter Rap: Beans! Beans! The special beans! I let him go, I didn't know he'd stolen my beans! And then Bang! Crash! The lightning Flash! And--well, that's another story. Never mind-- ~~ Witch, Into the Woods (Sondheim)