Just Like Viagra...

Absolute truth. Slogan seen on a truck of a local sign ‘erector’ company: Just like Viagra…We Get It Up For You! So it made me think; why shouldn’t other small companies use Big slogans for their own use? Gave me inspiration for some other possible borrowed slogans: For my Chiropractor: Just like Rice Krispies…We “Snap, Crackle & Pop!" For a Plastic Surgeon: Just like K-Mart…We’re Changing for the Better. For the CIA secret prison camps: Just like Calgon…We Take You Away. For Dr. Frankenstein: Just like GE…I Bring Good Things to Life For the local mob thug: Just like McDonalds…You Deserve a Break Today. (And I had fun with this one) For a Nevada Brothel: Just like Holiday Inn…We’re Pleasing People the World Over. Just like Burger King…We Have it Your Way. Just like AT&T…We Reach Out & Touch Someone. Just like Allstate…You’re in Good Hands. Just like Campbells…We’re M’mm M’mm Good! Just like Gillette…We’re The Best a Man Can Get. Or last but not least.. Just like Nike…We “Just DO IT”