Window Shades

I love sunglasses. I love 'em! I think they look cool, and I think the right pair makes anyone look cool. Well, most folks wear them to block out the sun. Guess that's where 'sunglasses' came from. But I call them Window Shades. The eyes are the 'windows to the soul', no? So, sometimes I just don't want anyone and everyone looking into MY soul. Would you? So my Window Shades keep my soul protected from spying eyes. Now, if only I could get a prescription for shaded spectacles so I could sit in my boss's office and now worry about him staring into my soul when I get an ass chewing. Hmmm...that gives me an idea. Maybe I should invent an 'ass-chewing protector'! I'll work on that thought and post my final product later. The Evil Baritone has left the building...