I'm Comin' After You, Santa Baby!

Yeah, Jolly Boy! You let me down. Waaaaaaay down! I believed in you! I trusted you! I told you specifically what to bring me this year. A new (or used – I don’t care!) Sony Ericsson 3 megapixel K800i cameraphone. And what did I find in my stocking on Monday morn? A Ch-Ch-Ch Chia! A *$@#ING CHIA! Alright, Santa Baby! I’ll take a daily progress photo of that blasted Chia with my current crappity flip phone cam just to show you how crappy it is. Suffer at the quality! You been good to me all these years. You brought me that official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle when I was 10. Geesh, you somehow even got Brandie Beaumere in my dorm room with nothin’ but a see-through red teddy on Christmas morning back in college. You sly devil! I’m still tryin’ to figure that one out. Ok, you get off with a warning this time, Kringle Jingle. But next time, I’m comin’ to the North Pole and I’m having Red-Nosed Reindeer jerky, Jingle Boy!!!!!